I'm going to try to do a live blog as the game goes on, I don't know who will be on there to read this but if you're out there comment, and let me know you're there.
Patrick Ewing guaranteed victory earlier today for the Orlando Magic. How can anybody not love this guy?
I can't express enough hate for this Celtics team. Paul Pierce is a freakin' bum. Big Baby Davis actually had a crying episode earlier this year. How can someone be a fan of this team?
These PIzza Hut commercials are absolutely ridiculous. How can someone not know the difference between being in their own house and being at a restaurant? Either they found the most retarded family in the country, or it's the worst marketing gimmick of all time.
You think Big Baby Davis will beat up any children today? I sure hope he does.
I know I think the Magic are the superior team, and they shoulddd win this game, but I have no faith in them taking a Game 7 in Boston. Offensive foul on Ray Allen, bad call.
I know G wrote that article about Chauncey Billups, but who would you rather have Billups or Rondo? It's a tough call, I'd take Rondo because I think he's a better all around ball player, but Billups is definitely the superior scorer.
Look at Big Baby Davis getting the foul and the basket. Good job Dwight, way to play like a dominant big man.
8:15
Superman heard me and responded. Nice dish by Skip, awesome finish by Dwight. Rondo tried to respond with an even better pass, unfortunately for him he has Kendrick Perkins finishing.
Dwight is getting hacked away in the paint. If I'm Doc Rivers I am throwing fouls at Superman all day, why wouldn't you?
J.J. Redick has not done anything to "stop" Ray Allen. Foolish comments by Marv and Reggie, Ray is tired. J.J. does not play defense.
Another monster dunk by Dwight Howard. I get it he can finish with monster strength, but I'd be much more impressed to see him play back to the rim, and use some skill to score.
I don't know who is in charge of WNBA marketing, but NBA fans are not your target audience. Actually, you don't have a target audience. Nobody wants to watch professional women's basketball. No offense, we just don't.
Dwight has been dreaming about the team winning this game. Dwight dreaming about game-winning 3 pointers. I love the guy, but he makes it so hard sometimes. Sick lefty block though.
It's 22-9 Magic with 4:30 left in the first. Reggie says he likes seeing the Magic run right there and chasing the easy basket. You know what the easy basket is? Eating 20 seconds of clock and pounding it to the most dominant big man in the game.
Ray Allen 2/4 with a nice jumper right there. He HAS to make shots for the C's to win tonight. Otherwise we're going to be looking at a watery-eyed KG later.
Hey everyone it's Eddie House and Brian Scalabrine! These two guys deserve a trip to the Conference Finals as much as Lucious Harris deserves a trip to the NBA Finals. Wait, what do you mean that Lucious Harris
did go to the NBA Finals? Are we sure?
8:30
Steve Javie calling an inadvertent whistle. Good thing we have these guys doing a Game 7. I hate Simmons' whining about referees, but he has a point, it's getting ridiculous.
"We're playing well down here because we're passing the ball." -Stan Van Gundy...hell of an observation Stan. And somehow Reggie Miller felt the need to follow that up with his own interpretation of Stan's words. How can you tell me with a straight face that I can't do this for a living?
Mikael Pietrus just took a Nate Robinson-esque shot. Thanks to TNT for showing us the play from the far angle of the court. Good work camera crew.
24-15 Magic with a minute left to play. Reggie just said Kendrick Perkins has battled evenly with Dwight. Dwight had 10 offensive boards in game 6, you sure about that Reg?
Scalabrine with the fallaway!! Just how Doc drew it up, I'm sure. 27-17 Magic at the end of the first.
Does Stan know that the game started back up again? Isn't this kind of important to be watching?
HAHAHAHA Yesssssssss. Steph comes in and instantly gives the ball away. The fact that this clown has gotten sympathy from Bill Russell and the media the last few months because of the Knicks debacle is disgusting. I hope he never plays another game after this season.
Hey Doc, here's a hint from me to you. Go small. Trust me, it's the only chance you have at beating this team. And why is Dwight on the floor right now? Does he not come out ever?
Scalabrine just committed one of the worst fouls in the history of Game 7. He should be embarassed. Or shot. One or the other.
G just commented that Rondo is overrated, and is a product of the players around him. Either he didn't watch a minute of Bulls-Celtics, or watching the Knicks for the last 10 years has made him basketball retarded.
8;45
Rajon Rondo's stat-line through this year's playoffs: 17.4 PPG; 10.0 RPG; 9.8 APG; 2.3 STL PG... this is over 13 games coming into tonight. And KG has been out. G=Dumb.
Superman just came out of the game, 6 pts; 7 rbs; 1 blk. Not bad for 15 minutes of work...not superman-like scoring either though.
Gortat with the sick ups to give the Magic a 35-21 lead. Someone is going to overpay this European, very soon.
Good job Rashard Lewis. Way to go at Scalabrine and get the foul call. I think Scal has 4 fouls in 5 minutes.
These Reggie Miller Mailbag commercials are freakin' terrible. I wanna kick him in his overrated head.
I guess Owen Wilson is doing movies again. Nice to see you're doing alright Owen. Also, these Smirnoff Ice commercials, who is buying this stuff? When's the last time you saw someone with a Smirnoff Ice or Mike's Lemonade in their hand? High school, right? I can't think of anybody drinking one since my freshman year in high school at least. Who are they marketing this stuff to? Ugh, I know I can do a better job than these bums.
More coach interpretation by Reggie Miller. "We gotta do this together! Together! Together!"- Doc Rivers. "That's just code words for trust your teammates."- Reggie Miller. I hate Reggie Miller.
When Dwight is in this game, the Celtics just have no chance getting to the boards. I don't think there's really a solution to that.
9:00
Dwight just got his 2nd foul with 3:43 left in the 2nd quarter. There's also 3 on Turkoglu. The Magic have committed 10 turnovers and lead by 6. Ray Allen just decided to take this game over though, and here come the Boston faithful.
Ray Allen is one of those all-time guys you wish you could have had on your team and rooted for. I hate the Celtics, but he's just a good guy and a great shooter. At least I got to watch Othella Harrington, Clarence Weatherspoon, Renaldo Balkman, Jamal Crawford, Nate Robinson...I can keep going but it just gets more and more depressing.
G doesn't want to argue over comments, but says, "trust me chauncey is so much better. don't be a stat whore." That's one of the most foolish statements ever G. Did you see those stats? There's been games where Ray Allen hasn't even showed up, why do you think this team is still competing? Dwight Howard just got another stupid foul. Really stupid foul. Maybe he's been watching too much Greg Oden.
Lebron James = Angel, Demon, and the Da Vinci Code. He is the Sun and the Moon. He is your happiness and your forgiveness. He is.
The Most Interesting Man in the World on Pick-Up Lines: "There is a time and a place for them. The time is never. I assume you can figure out the place on your own." I love this guy.
Look at Marv adding half a dozen Knicks to Reggie's bullshit "most clutch" list. Atta Boy Marv. Ray Allen just chucked up a dagger, Dwight is on the bench. It's a four point game with a minute left.
That's funny, Paul Pierce IS playing tonight. Hmm, wouldn't have known.
Rafer Alston says It's a Harlem World baby. You're all just living in it.
Great passing, but Paul Pierce got the play started about two seconds too late. Would have been a great play if they got it started on time. 45-38 Magic at the half. Dwight and Hedo have 18 pts combined and 6 fouls to boot. When they are off the floor, the Magic crumble. By the way, Hedo, learn better English. What's your problem? I'm in absolute shock. Why did David Aldridge just accuse him of eating pizza before the game? EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!!!
I don't get the Kobe/LBJ puppets commercial. If someone could explain that to me I'd really appreciate it. Taking a short break for halftime guys. Post your comments so I can respond.
9:30
Mmm, nothing brings me out of the break and into full excitement like nickelback. Wonderful.
Dwight opened the game and the half with that stupid hook shot. Missed both times, he's clearly throwing it too hard. It's down to a 4-point game, I have serious doubts about Orlando's ability to win this thing.
Clear goaltending violation there by Dwight. Refs didn't call it, crowd has a definite right to gripe. Even Reggie saw it. Gettin a little chippy down there in the paint, I'm not sure who that favors, but my gut says Boston.
Patrick is wearing the world's ugliest suit. It's something out of Joseph and the Amazing Techinicolor Dreamcoat. It seriously has the entire rainbow spectrum on it. Sick shot at shot clock expiry to make it a 5 point game, Rondo answered right back to bring it to 47-44. Good game right now.
This Magic team lives and dies by the three. It makes sense, but I hate that gimmick for the most part. Nice ups by Rondo, went right at Dwight and embarrassed him.
How there's no foul call on Rashard Lewis right there for mugging Rajon Rondo is beyond me. The guy got tackled. Make up your minds on what's a foul guys, and we can move on from there.
Dwight needs a legitimate point guard I think. They should be running that high pick and roll every play. It's unstoppable, except for that Rafer Alston is executing.
Kendrick Perkins just showed why nobody has to be on him. If he was in high school he'd pout and punch a locker, that's how humiliating that block was.
Does anybody actually LIKE Coors Light? What's the point of drinking it? It's tasteless.
9:45
"My range...is pretty much unlimited."- King...if this guy isn't a Knick in 15 months I don't know if I will be able to watch basketball anymore.
Bad shot by Paul Pierce, way to show up for a Game 7...NBA Finals MVP pppppbbbbbbbttttttt.
Dwight's line right now with 3:40 in the 3rd... 12 pts 10 rbs 3 blks, can't say anything bad about that. Would still like some more scoring, but I can't really complain. 62-52 Magic.
Boston's love for Scalabrine is just racist right? This just further proves that they are in fact the most racist city in America, correct?
Ray Allen's release is so sweet I think I just wet myself. High school coaches should just have their players watch videos of this guy all day on an endless loop. Trust me, it'll work.
Rajon Rondo is a 65% free throw shooter. That is piss-poor for a guard. Get in a gym and practice buddy.
The Celtics have gotten to the line 17 times and are losing by 5 at the end of the 3rd. Huge basket for Rondo at the end of the quarter. Here we go, 4th quarter, game 7. This is why we watch.
10:00
I can't wait to see Year One with Michael Cera and Jack Black. One of the very few movies I'm looking forward to this summer. Other than that... well, I guess that's it.
Simmons just tweeted, "My book on the Celtics season this year will be titled, "Foot on the Line: The Guttiest of Title Defenses" How about "Wahh Wahh Wahh: We Can't Stop Crying, and We Haven't Beaten Anyone."
Courtney Lee reppin' the Hilltoppers, much respect. It's Nappy Roots Day.
My God, Dwight just shamed Kendrick Perkins for the umpteenth time. He now has 5 blocks as well as Kendrick Perkins' remaining dignity. 74-61 Magic with 10:30 left in the game. Not lookin' good Beantown.
I don't care what you tell me, Taco Bell will always be delicious.
Marbury missing open 3's doesn't get old. It's like watching an ex-girlfriend fall on her face over and over again. One of those things that you can never stop enjoying.
Dwight just picked up his fourth, Magic are up 16, I'd take him out for a couple minutes if I was SVG. Then again, what do I know.
How is it possible that Dwight Howard is just getting to the line for the first time with 9:30 left in the game? Great coaching job.
Just realized I haven't been subjected to KG's taunts and antics since the first quarter. I hope TNT doesn't short change me and not show him after the loss. I've waited two years to see this guy lose, don't hold out on me Turner.
10:15
Now Dwight Howard has 5 fouls with 8 minutes left. Good job Stan. Who taught you how to coach, Isiah Thomas?
The Magic were last in the Conference Finals in 1996, which reminds me that this team is now 20 years old. It's weird to think that isn't it? The expansion tag can officially be taken off once you hit 20 seasons. Congratulations to the Heat and Magic for making the most out of those years. Timberwolves and Hornets, you are a shame. I won't even discuss the Canadian travesty.
In response to the most recent comment, the Magic are muchhh better with Rashard on the floor. When he and Dwight are both on the floor together with Hedo, it really spreads the defense out. He doesn't shoot the ball enough though, not sure if that's his own problem or Stan Van's.
19 point game with 6:30 left, I think we can start forgetting the Celtics title run from last season.
Reggie Miller just referenced Peanuts, and Marv didn't know what to do. Way to connect guys.
Stephen A. Smith just tweeted that people will be calling for Stan Van's head if the Magic blow this lead because they've lost a lot of leads this season. Thanks for the update Stephen A., I guess that's for the people who follow you but haven't watched or followed a single game of this series.
THERE HE IS! KG looks like he wants to cry!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Would you rather spend a weekend in Vegas with Dwight Howard, Dwayne Wade, Chris Paul, Shaq, Kobe, or Lebron? I heard recently that Dwight and his friends like to go out to clubs and bars and not drink. Even with all of my love for him aside, I think I'd have to go with Lebron and Shaq coming in a close second. Dwayne Wade wouldn't be bad either. I think I'd turn a weekend in Vegas down with Chris Paul, he just doesn't seem like he knows how to have a good time.
Does anybody remember watching anything from the 2005 NBA Playoffs? I think that's Spurs v. Pistons, aka the worst thing to ever happen to basketball.
12 point game with a little over 4 minutes left. I'd feel at least a little bit nervous if I was an Orlando fan. If you're SVG when do you put Dwight back into the game?
10:30
Apparently the answer is immediately. Huge 3 from Hedo, followed by Kendrick Perkins getting called for the offensive foul. This could be lights out for the C's.
Another basket for Hedo to make it a 17 point game with a little over 3 minutes left. Good night to the former champions!
Some slop from the Celtics coming out of their last timeout. Doesn't look like championship material to me. It feels soooo goooddddd!!
3-Pointer from Rafer to make it a 20 point game, the Magic are just having fun now. Ray Allen and Paul Pierce just came out of the game. PP's statline: 4/13 for 16 pts. Good job MVP.
The end of the game question, "What will be the open market value of Big Baby Davis?" How about 0? I wouldn't spend $20 on that guy.
Shaq predicted a 30-point Magic win, it's a 21 pt game inside the last minute. I am pretty impressed. Good job by Tony Allen, got the steal and the open basket but chose to lay it up instead of dunk it and flash off. A lot of guys would have gotten flashy despite being down by 20 points in an elimination game. I liked that.
Well that's it. Final score 101-82, Magic. Dwight barely played the fourth quarter, too. Very impressive win for Orlando to go into Boston and win a Game 7. Marv just mocked Patrick, I'm going to sleep in a dumpster now. That was devastating to hear. Time to get ready for Cleveland's dismantling of the Magic. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that...