Welcome to the Bench

We are The PineRiders. We don't play sports, because we can't anymore. Even when we did, we sat the bench. We are the guys who scream at you from the sidelines. We are the guys who say we could do a better job than you, even though we know we couldn't. We can tell you 50 people who play your position better than you, and we can give you 10 reasons why each does so; but ask us to pick up the ball and we say Nay! (Not kidding, we are overweight, out of shape, and unathletic) Our opinions are of absolute truth, we are infallible sports beings. (Just don't go back and check the archive) In a perfect world, we'd be the owners, and the owners would run the concession stands. (I'd love to watch James Dolan clean my toilet) We demand to have our voices heard, and you will hear them. If you believe yourself to be a true PineRider, than read on. Let us hear your falsities on our comments boards. Email us with your untruths. Attempt to debunk us, but beware of our flying stats and uncanny ability to tell the future! (We know a lot of stuff, and will do a preview now and again.) Welcome to The PineRiders, where legitimate sports fans waste hours of quality life.